1 am to 4 am. Walking over the big one and the Nice one until one of them wakes up and brushes up against me (exceedingly loud purring to follow)
4 am to 6 am. Meow in the face and walk over the head of the big one until he submits and feeds me.
6 am to 10 am. Sleep in front of crated dogs on their bed (Be sure to stretch out and walk around for extra taunting purposes)
10 am to 3 pm. Meow for food as loud as possible for food every time the big one, stands or moves his appendadges.
3 pm to 8 pm. Lay on newly vacuumed couch and/or furniture (Clean butt with tongue time permitting). Stand by small dog while he eats just to F with him.
8 pm to 9:30 pm. Meow loudly for my final meal of the day every time the big one thinks about standing (read minds)
9:30 pm to 1 am. Jump on bed, sleep next to the nice one’s face who is allergic to me, purr loadly, repeat