11/7

1 am to 4 am.  Walking over the big one and the Nice one until one of them wakes up and brushes up against me (exceedingly loud purring to follow)

4 am to 6 am.  Meow in the face and walk over the head of the big one until he submits and feeds me. 

6 am to 10 am.  Sleep in front of crated dogs on their bed (Be sure to stretch out and walk around for extra taunting purposes)

10 am to 3 pm.  Meow for food as loud as possible for food every time the big one, stands or moves his appendadges. 

3 pm to 8 pm.  Lay on newly vacuumed couch and/or furniture (Clean butt with tongue time permitting).  Stand by small dog while he eats just to F with him.

8 pm to 9:30 pm.  Meow loudly for my final meal of the day every time the big one thinks about standing (read minds)

9:30 pm to 1 am.  Jump on bed, sleep next to the nice one’s face who is allergic to me, purr loadly, repeat

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