Yeah this one is so bad I was almost not going to go with it.  It is a feminine Hygiene product from Lysol.  The first line says “A man marries a woman because he loves her.  So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself”.  Sorry honey, Dave demands that you question yourself and don’t talk to him about anything.  It is all your fault.  Sincerely your friends at Lysol